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We have decided to share some selected tweets/facts with you here today. That you may or may not be interested in knowing.

 

And you decide to go with the dumbest idea instead, you idiot! Okay, Sorry! Even I do that. You aren’t the only idiot here. 🙂

 

Oh good. A number of women in India and Pakistan emotionally benefit from their husbands ignoring their actions. YAY!

 

Umm. What? Does it mean what I think it means? Well.. Good news, if your wife isn’t loyal you have nothing to worry about. All you need is protein in your diet.

 

Damn! Were they Fifty Shades Darker or what? Glad it turned into women whipping men.

 

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